You Know It’s The First Day of School When…

First Day of School

Like the vibrant sights and sounds of any festive time of year, the telltale signs of the first day of school can be spotted from at least a mile away. Images come to mind of zombie-like children shuffling miserably to the bus stop while mom and dad follow gleefully behind, toasting with their coffee mugs like champagne flutes.

Sound familiar? Of course it does! Here are a few more ways to tell the first day of school is upon us once again.

1. Your social media networks are flooded with pictures of kids sporting a new book bags and a forced smiles.

2. Your trip to Staples was like Toys R Us on Christmas Eve.

3. Your teacher friends are all on suicide watch.

4. You made the face in the above picture trying to locate everything on your child’s lengthy supply list.

5. The line in the haircutting place was even worse than Staples.

6. You spent the majority of Labor Day Weekend completing two months worth of summer homework assignments.

7. You lost your toddler at least once amidst the chaos of first day dismissal.

8. So. Much. Contact. Paper.

9. You’ve mentally prepared a list of all the parents you hope to avoid running into (and inevitably end up seeing them all).

10. You forgot to set your alarm and almost missed morning drop off.

–or–

You pressed snooze so many times you almost missed morning drop off.

–or–

You missed morning drop off.

11. You’ve made a long list of things to do when the kids leave for school, but instead you spend the morning drinking coffee, watching TV, and liking everyone’s first day pics on Facebook and Instagram.

12. You have so many permission slips to sign that you stop reading them after a while and just start signing. You’re not sure, but you might have just accidentally nominated yourself for PTA president.

13. You haven’t heard the words “common core” or “standardized test” in over two months (but that will change very soon).

14. You spent a small fortune on brand new fall clothes for school and you’re dying to see how great the kids look in them. Too bad it’s 85 degrees and humid outside.

15. Your daughter tells you her best friend isn’t in her class, and it’s an actual crisis.

16. Your eyes sort of watered a bit when you dropped off your youngest, but you’re not entirely sure if they were tears of sadness or tears of joy. Probably both.

By Jeannine Cintron, a Staten Island mother of two and local mommy blogger. Read more of her humorous take on parenting at Highchairs and Headaches.



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  1. Preschool Play

    February 23 @ 10:30 am
    February 23, 2018  |  10:30 am - 10:30 am
    Huguenot Library
    Join us for some Preschool Play fun! There will be story time, crafts and unstructured playtime. *​Pre-registration ​is ​required
  2. Baby Rhyme Time

    February 23 @ 10:30 am - 10:30 pm
    February 23, 2018  |  10:30 am - 10:30 pm
    New Dorp Library
    Bring your baby to an interactive program with simple books, gentle movement and songs. Meet other babies & caregivers in the community.
  3. Baby and Me Story Time

    February 23 @ 11:00 am
    February 23, 2018  |  11:00 am - 11:00 am
    Great Kills Library
  4. Kids Free at the Staten Island Museum!

    February 23 @ 11:00 am - 5:00 pm
    February 23, 2018  |  11:00 am - 5:00 pm
    Staten Island Museum
    Kids enter the museum for free over the break! Please note: admission is free for the Staten Island Museum only, NOT the Staten Island Children’s Museum (also located at Snug Harbor).
  5. Toddler Storytime & Craft Activity

    February 23 @ 11:30 am - 12:00 pm
    February 23, 2018  |  11:30 am - 12:00 pm
    Port Richmond Library
  6. Toddler Rhyme Time

    February 23 @ 11:30 am
    February 23, 2018  |  11:30 am - 11:30 am
    New Dorp Library
  7. Toddler Playtime

    February 23 @ 12:00 pm - 12:30 pm
    February 23, 2018  |  12:00 pm - 12:30 pm
    Port Richmond Library
  8. Winter School Holiday Family Programs

    February 23 @ 12:00 pm - 4:00 pm
    February 23, 2018  |  12:00 pm - 4:00 pm
    Jacques Marchais Museum of Tibetan Art
    Enjoy your winter break at the Tibetan Museum. Learn About Losar (Tibetan New Year),  Learn About Animals of the Himalays, Make your own prayer-flags, Try-on Tibetan Chubas and listen to Tibetan music. This program in sponsored by the Cultural Immigrant
  9. Imagination Studio: Into the Woods

    February 23 @ 1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
    February 23, 2018  |  1:00 pm - 3:00 pm
    Staten Island Museum
    This week our classroom transforms into a studio for dynamic imagination! Join us as we explore various techniques to make creative projects using wooden materials. This workshop is ideal for those who want to learn how to cut, pin, and
  10. Kids Week Staten Island: Animal Tracks

    February 23 @ 1:00 pm - 2:30 pm
    February 23, 2018  |  1:00 pm - 2:30 pm
    The Conference House
    Join our Urban Park Rangers on a walk through Conference House Park to discover and follow different footprints of animals and see where they lead us. Contact Number (718) 967-3542