Snow Jokes



Q: What do you call an old snowman?

A: Water! 


Q:. Where does a snowman keep his money?

A: In a snow bank.


Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

A: Frosted Flakes. 


Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

A: Frostbite. 


Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?

A: A snowmobile!


Q: What do Snowmen call their offspring?

A: Chill-dren. 


Q: How does a Snowman get to work?

A: By icicle. 


Q: What do snowmen eat for lunch ?

A: Icebergers ! 


Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?

A: Snow and Tell.


Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls  like?

A: Owlgebra. 


Q: If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?

A: Snowbows   


It Was So Snowy That—

    When farmers milked the cows, they got ice cream! 

    Hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs! 

    The optician was giving away free snow scrapers with every new pair of eyeglasses!

    Kids were using a new excuse to stay up late:
“But Mom, my pajamas haven’t thawed out yet!”

    Richard Simmons started wearing pants!

    Pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers’ pockets just to keep them warm!

    Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!

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